The Bustling Capital

Pubs, pimps and plenty to eat.

By kind permission of STEVE PAYNE -- The Toronto Sun

Durian on sale in a Kuala Lumpur Market.

Pictures by Laurie Keith
ictures by Laurie Keit

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA --
It's 2 a.m. and El Nino's is rocking to the rafters.

Run by a Colombian, jammed by locals and with a Malaysian band playing outstanding Latin music, this haunt is one of the city's favourite nightspots.

And if the idea of Malaysians dancing salsa sounds wayward, think again. This is what life is all about in this multi-cultural capital, where the ethnic groups long ago melted harmoniously together.

Earlier in the evening, the vibrant scene at the bustling Chinatown night market was equally worldly.

This market is the spot for copycat watches, clothes, bags, videos, CD's and shoes.

You name the brand - Tag Heuer. Gucci, Rolex, Tommy Hilfiger, Pony, Adidas. None of the retail giants go unsullied as storeholders sell authentic-looking fakes at incredibly low prices. I landed a $1,500 Tag Heuer watch for $25.

Even more of a steal were two "Nike" Brazilian national soccer jerseys, copied meticulously to the last stitch. The price? A paltry $10 apiece. It's a few hours of firm, but jovial bargaining on this market that builds the adrenaline for haunts like El Nino's.

Rather than sap energy, this is a city that boosts it like a vitamin shot.

"There's plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead," I hear a travel colleague declare.

Even the prerequisite McDonald's, Hard Rock Cafe, Planet Hollywood and traffic jams don't spoil the ambience of KL, as it's consistently referred to.

Business is booming, office towers are close to maximum capacity and the hotels, as good as any in the world, are a bargain for tourists sensible enough to stop here.

Take the Shangri-La, a 1999 Asian Hotel of the Year award winner. At $120 U.S. a night it's a steal. A similar five-star hotel in New York would bust all but a millionaire's wallet. The in-house drinks aren't cheap at $6 for a locally brewed Tiger beer and $5 for an orange juice, but the facilities and service are superb.

The fitness area, including Jacuzzi, sauna and pool, offers an equipment array that would make a professional sports franchise salivate. Throw in a pub and a brilliant Filipino band whose three girl singers knock the sexy spots off Jennifer Lopez and life looks good.

An aerial night view of Kuala Lumpur.



On the street, anything goes, in a very friendly atmosphere.

At the end of Shangri-La's driveway on any given night, for example, a jovial Chinese pimp offers up a girl by the minute, hour or even overnight, the latter at $200. In a friendly way, he grips the shoulder of any passing man and he points enthusiastically at two girls sleeping in rotation in the back of a shabby, white saloon car.

"Plenty fun, plenty fun," shouts one as she leaps expectantly from the back seat. She was not unattractive either.

"No thanks," I say, "I'm just going to the garage next door to get a bar of chocolate because its cheaper than in the hotel."

"Plenty fun tomorrow," shouts the girl whimsically, as her pimp gyrates through physical motions to ably demonstrate what I'm turning down.

We go our separate ways, both laughing loudly. If an encounter with a pimp is a pleasant experience, life on the exuberant street's even more fun.

Street bars and coffeehouses are bursting at the seams, music is blasting, beer is flowing, the dancing is uproarious and the chatter - at high decibels - incessant. Incredibly, service doesn't suffer because of the crowds.

Bars, clubs and stores have so many staff that drinks are ordered and returned in the time it takes to get comfortable in a seat.

Even the bouncers show people to tables and stop to chat. It's all a far cry from North America, where doormen are as responsive as a brick and as friendly as a starving pitbull.

Strangers say hello here and white faces prompt genuine affection.

People aside, KL looks good. It has a magnificent new international airport and downtown is dominated by the fourth tallest communication building and Petronas Towers, twin high-rises linked by a glass bridge on the 44th floor. And there's a Canadian link - one of the architects for the buildings was Adamson and Associates, of Oakville.

One of the towers, which were featured in the movie Entrapment, starring Sean Connery and Catharine Zeta-Jones, was built by the Japanese, the other by the South Koreans.

The Japanese offices are full, the Korean one virtually empty. The explanation given is that the Japanese are viewed as being just that little bit cleverer.

Shah Alam "Blue" Mosque in Selangor, Kuala Lumpur.



Nothing malicious is meant by this and no one yells racism or screams for equality. The preference is just accepted. It's the same story with religion.

Malaysia is officially Muslim, but freedom of belief is promoted.

Non-believers are welcome in mosques, as long as shoes are removed. Gowns are supplied to visitors so that men can over their legs and arms. Women must cover their legs, arms and heads.

Talking of women, visiting females, it must be noted, do complain about the quality of some of the public washrooms, even those in ultra-modern shopping malls. On at least one occasion a travelling colleague was more content to "hold it," rather than use a public toilet.

Men, it must be said, had no such complaints.

Eating here is a culinary delight. Criminally cheap Chinese and Malay food dominates, but more expensive western fare is easily obtained. A meal of red snapper and chips at a Chinese sidewalk cafe brings back particularly fond memories.

The revolving restaurant at Petronas Towers - it takes 90 minutes for a round trip - even had soup made from Durian. Durian is the king of fruits here, but that's just half the story. This monster fruit smells so bad that it's banned on public transit (Canada's own Bombardier of Montreal built the subway trains) and from most hotels and restaurants.

Many people view Durian as a delicacy. Others, myself included, have a different opinion. I boldly tried the soup version. Never again.

Durian is yet another twist in the Malaysian tale. I love this country. Four times I've been here and the call just gets stronger.

El Nino's better still be rocking next time I'm in town.

For more information contact:
  • LTI Tours, 416 962 9661
  • Malaysian Tourism 1 888 689 6872
  • Malaysian Airlines 416 925 6670
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